E01 You Guys!! Do You Even Have a Gintama?! (1)

E02 You Guys!! Do You Even Have a Gintama?! (2)

E03 Nobody with Naturally Wavy Hair Can be That Bad!

E04 Watch Out! Weekly Shonen JUMP Sometimes Comes Out on Saturdays!

E05 Make Friends You Can Call by Their Nicknames, Even When You're an Old Fart!

E06 Keep Your Promise Even If It Kills You

E07 Responsible Owners Should Clean Up After Their Pets!

E08 There Is Butt a Fine Line Between Persistence and Stubbornness

E09 Fighting Should Be Done With Fists!

E10 Eat Something Sour When You're Tired!

E11 Look, Overly Sticky Sweet Dumplings Are Not Real Dumplings, You Idiot!

E12 People Who Make Good First Impressions Usually Suck!

E13 If You're Going to Cosplay, Go All Out!

E14 Boys Have a Weird Ritual that Makes Them Think They Turn Into Men When They Touch Frogs! / You Only Gotta Wash Under Your Armpits - Just the Armpits

E15 Pets Resemble Their Owners!

E16 If You Stop and Think About It, Your Life’s a Lot Longer as an Old Guy Than a Kid! Whoa, Scary!!

E17 Sons Only Take After Their Fathers' Negative Attributes

E18 Oh Yeah! Our Crib is Number One!

E19 Why is the Sea So Salty? Because You City Folk Pee Whenever You Go Swimming!

E20 Watch Out For Conveyor Belts!

E21 If You're a Man, Try the Swordfish / If You Go to Sleep With the Fan On, You'll Get a Stomachache, So Be Careful

E22 Marriage is Prolonging an Illusion for Your Whole Life

E23 When You're In a Fix, Keep On Laughing, Laughing...

E24 Cute Faces Are Always Hiding Something

E25 A Shared Soup Pot is a Microcosm of Life

E26 Don't Be Shy - Just Raise Your Hand and Say It

E27 Some Things Can’t Be Cut with a Sword

E28 Good Things Never Come in Twos (But Bad Things Do)

E29 Don’t Panic – There’s a Return Policy! / I Told You to Pay Attention to the News!

E30 Even Teen Idols Act Like You Guys

E31 You Always Remember the Things that Matter the Least

E32 Life Moves on Like a Conveyor Belt

E33 Mistaking Someone’s Name is Rude!

E34 Love Doesn’t Require a Manual (1)

E35 Love Doesn’t Require a Manual (2) / You Can't Judge a Person by His Appearance, Either

E36 People with Dark Pasts Can't Shut Up

E37 People Who Say that Santa Doesn’t Really Exist Actually Want to Believe in Him / Prayer Won't Make Your Worldly Desires Go Away! Control Yourself

E38 Only Children Play in the Snow / Eating Ice Cream In Winter Is Awesome

E39 Ramen Shops with Long Menus Never Do Well

E40 Give a Thought to Planned Pregnancy

E41 You Can't Judge a Movie by Its Title

E42 You Know What Happens if You Pee on a Worm

E43 Make Characters So Anybody Can Tell Who They Are by Just Their Silhouettes / Since It Ended a Bit Early, We're Starting the Next One

E44 Mom’s Busy, Too, So Quit Complaining About What’s for Dinner

E45 Walk Your Dog at an Appropriate Speed

E46 Adults Only. We Wouldn’t Want Anyone Immature in Here

E47 Do Cherries Come from Cherry Trees?

E48 The More You're Alike, the More You Fight / Whatever You Play, Play to Win

E49 A Life Without Gambling is Like Sushi Without Wasabi